Mr. PicklePants

So in my reading class, we had to write a short story, and we got a prompt from this website. We only got twenty minutes to write it, and it was in groups. EmmaNoelle, LillyElizaEponineHamilton and I got this: Write a newspaper ad to try to sell a devious snow leopard who ages 20 years in one day. Here it is!

Mr. PicklePants

By: Emma Noelle, LillyElizaEponineHamilton, and THE-Fangirl

Are you looking for a fun family pet? Mr. PicklePants is the snow leopard for you! Even though he may be a tiny bit devious, you don’t have to worry! He will die in about three days since he ages 20 years a day! But don’t worry, he will always come back as a tiny kitten.

He is good for all experience levels as long as you can avoid being eaten-I mean, avoid the urge to quit your job forever to spend more time with him! Moving on, things you need to know. His favorite food is human flesh- I mean, hamburgers! I said hamburgers. Also, his favorite chew toy is babies- I mean baby… teddy bears! Yeah. Plus, he needs a big enough yard to not run away and destroy the whole town- I mean, destroy your garden!

Mr.PicklePants is the pet for you because he is loyal and will stay by your side for ever… and ever… and ever… and ever… and ever and ever! Buy Mr. PicklePants for free ninety nine (free.99) today!

About the author: THE-Fangirl

I am part of the following fandoms:
Harry Potter, Hamilton (An American Musical), Dear Evan Hansen, Be More Chill, Newsies, In The Heights, Lorien Legacies, The Gone Novels, Maze Runner, Hunger Games, Delerium, Uglies, and more.
I love to write on my spare time, and I'd like to give a shout out to KatherineElizaEponineHamilton for being the first person to read my work. Thank you!

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Comments

kendrawsc
OK Sweetie, you freaked me out a little bit... when I saw this title buzz my email, I though we had a creeper in here. Lol. Continue! Love you!
8 months ago
THE-Fangirl
Love you too. Sorry if I scared you... My friends came up with the name by the way
8 months ago